| I am an old cowpuncher, I punch them cows so hardI have me a cowpunching bag, set up in my back____
 This bag is made of leather, and so are cows, of course
 When I get tired of punching cows, I go and punch a ____
 
 One day as I was punching upon my leathern cow
 An Indian walked up to me, and first he asked me ____
 I said it was quite simple, and gave him quite a slug
 The very next words that the Indian said to me that day were ____
 
 I went back to my punching, as all good cowboys do
 When a well-known band of rustlers came rustling into ____
 I said, Hello, how are you, and what might bring you here
 They said, if it's all right we'd like to rustle up some ____
 
 I said, oh no, kind sirs, that should never be
 For I am the best cowpuncher out on the whole prair____
 But if you will sit down a spell, I'll rustle up some lunch
 Then maybe in the afternoon you'll get to watch me ____
 
 I've been lonesome in the saddle ever since my old horse died
 And sometimes when it's late at night, I dream she's by my ____
 So if you'll pay attention and listen to my song
 I am an old cowpuncher and a long, long ways from ____
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